Wildlife Tracker Gifts

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

'Al, I know you're new at deer hunting, but those aren't raisins you're picking up.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Duck Hunt

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."