Animal Tracking Gifts

Elephant Tracks.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."