Animal Tracking Mugs

Elephant Tracks.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."