Animal Tracker Mugs

Elephant Tracks.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Shooting in Ireland

Hunter and dog

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Peekaboo!'