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'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

'Al, I know you're new at deer hunting, but those aren't raisins you're picking up.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'