Wildlife Tracking Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Look, a bug!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

Frog in the puddles.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I love this time of day."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie