Tech-savvy Wildlife Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"They're so like us."

Selfie Stick

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

Birds with Headphones

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

Buck Naked

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'The penguin is upset...'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"It's an app."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"