Nature Tracker T-Shirts

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Fishing direction sign.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Canadian Canoe.

Bear Signpost.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky