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Genealogy convention

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Obama planted it."

Elephant Tracks.

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Shooting in Ireland

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

Season Finale