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'Bear tracks... and they're fresh!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Baby Bear.

You have the worst spring breath.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."