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"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Mind the whale, dear."

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Bears catching fish

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I think we may be related!"