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"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

A day in the life of a dog.

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Fox Hunters.

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

Hunter chases rabbits that pose as slippers.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".