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"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

A day in the life of a dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Fox Hunters.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"