Canine Chaser T-Shirts

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Steroids.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Media Whore Raceway.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Unorthodox High Speed Chase

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

Eddy Merckx

'And the guy running for dog catcher has a superpac!'