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'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

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'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Get me public relations!'

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"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

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'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

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"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

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