Top Dog Chaser Mugs

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Get me public relations!'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

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The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Five minutes, General."

'He's training for a career in law.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Fox Hunters.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".