Dog Catcher Mugs

'And the guy running for dog catcher has a superpac!'

Dog catcher: 'Ha! And they said I was unelectable!'

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

'That new dog catcher seems rather suffic efficient!'

City Pound Manager

'I'm not a dog thief, kid, and whats more - it was horse thieves they used to hang!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Could you send backup?'

This new dogcatcher seems rather suffic efficient

Unorthodox High Speed Chase

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Pick me!"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'