Dog Dream Chaser T-Shirts

'He's dreaming about something he likes...look at that tail go!'

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dog Nightmares

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

What else is there to wish for?

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

The Snooze Bar.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

PET THEORIES

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"So...do you have a job now?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I think I can". (train)