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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

"I think I can". (train)

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

We thought we'd put in the details later!

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

The Pursuit of Happiness

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

The Real American Dream

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

Counting sleeping sheep.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

"Early retirement is an OK long-term goal, Kevin, but most folks need to get a job first."

'What I lack in experience I make up for in wildly unrealistic self-confidence.'

A panhandler holds a sign that reads "Followed my bliss".

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

Office worker is crushed by a think balloon. Co-worker says: 'I feel bad because I was always telling him to think big.'

New American dream? 'I sometimes fantasize about a modest home and a fairly new used car.'

I want to be a lawn!

"Did you have that flying dream again last night?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Small steps...

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Change Machine.

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"Don't get too excited. Your idea never really gets off the ground"