Motivational Dream Chaser T-Shirts

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Dressed for Success!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The star hunters

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'