Motivated Dreamers T-Shirts

Ladder of Success.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

What else is there to wish for?

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

The toothfairy

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Do-over

My Hero

Man with a Plan

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. X - Bloomeriana - A dream

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

Miracle mirror

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.