Motivated Dreamers T-Shirts

Ladder of Success.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

What else is there to wish for?

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

The toothfairy

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

My Hero

Do-over

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Man with a Plan

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. X - Bloomeriana - A dream

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Failed Alliance.

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.