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When my ship came in it turned out to be a leaky oil tanker.

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

What else is there to wish for?

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Man with a Plan

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Where do you see yourself in ten years?