Aspiring Dreamers T-Shirts

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

What else is there to wish for?

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

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"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Man with a Plan

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"