Youthful Dreamers T-Shirts

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

Miracle mirror

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

The toothfairy

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Parental Role Model

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'