Young Dreamer T-Shirts

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'I could do that.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Free siding for our house? Sure why not!"

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

Parental Role Model

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"What's life all about, Cruz? I mean, it can't be all about having a pretty girlfriend, working at a cool job and driving an awesome car. If it is...I've reached nearly all of my life goals...at age 15!"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"He wants to be Vice-President when he grows up."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

Rocking horse.

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'