Forever Young Dreamer T-Shirts

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Romance

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Young Picasso at the Beach

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Tree house.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I'll have the usual."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."