Eternal Youth Dreamer T-Shirts

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

'Youth well'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Elderly People

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Parental Role Model

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity