Eternal Youth Hopeful T-Shirts

Clock-faced man uses anti-aging cream to turn back the hands of time.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Elderly People

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"They grow up so slow."

"He refuses to grow up."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."