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Businessman as God

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

The Idea of America.

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

DACA

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It's a long term goal."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'