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Businessman as God

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The Idea of America.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

DACA

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

Rainbow/Horizon

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."