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Man with a Plan

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

"My investment goals? Short-term, I'd like to be rich. Long-term, I'd like to be filthy rich."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'If, when the time comes, you set up an exploratory committee, and a website brining in millions of dollars, you can grow up to be president.'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

What else is there to wish for?

'Those were years of such ambitious plans ... before the money ran out.'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I'm making a bundle on Wall Street, but it't not what I really want. What I really want is to make a bundle uptown."

"It's six-o-clock, time to get up and reinvent yourself."

"I'd love to be filthy rich."

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

"Long term ambition. . . ? Well, I'd love to eventually appear in tawdry adverts for budget supermarkets. . ."

"We're hoping he gets into Harvard, but drops out before graduating to become a technology billionaire."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

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