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'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

The Idea of America.

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

DACA

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Rainbow/Horizon

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It's a long term goal."