Ambition Dreamer Gifts

'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

The Idea of America.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

DACA

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Rainbow/Horizon

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"It's a long term goal."