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'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

A straight shot to the thirtieth floor ... the joy was too much for Henry.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Dressed for Success!

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''