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When I depart this world, I want to leave a mark. Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"

"Whatever you can conceive, you can achieve."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"So, how are you getting on with your plans to take the world by storm?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dressed for Success!

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The Salesman

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."