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"Just think...you could break right through that. It's a window of opportunity."

Metaphors.

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Your hopes and dreams - we saved them for you."

Time For Hope

"Ahhh... close enough."

Butterfly Woman

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Pirate

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.