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"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The Salesman

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Shoot For The Moon

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Ah...here they are!"

Fishing boat.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'