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Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

Just As I Was About To...

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Any New Year's resolutions?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"It's a long term goal."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.