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"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The Salesman

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The star hunters

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

An early space launch attempt.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"