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'You're going to need a bigger net.'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"If it's important they'll call back."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

Snowboard crossing.

'He never has an energy crisis.'

Modern migration

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

Excess Baggage: Experiences travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

Motorbike

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Reach for the Star.

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'