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Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Fish or Cut Bait

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

Claw Machine Head

'He never has an energy crisis.'