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Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

The New Car

Yeah, you've got a problem under the hood - your husband.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"Come on, keep blowing."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Boat Launch'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"He only made first four installments."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I thought you said the kids were in the back.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'