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"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

"He only made first four installments."

Wrong Way.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Driverless Car

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"That was a boring field trip."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Tedium Tours.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."