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Gas eyedropper.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Self-driving stroller

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Man in car.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."