Auto Adventures Pillows

Gas eyedropper.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Man in car.

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'