Automobile Adventurer Pillows

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

Man sees driver on tail: 'Loony tailgaters!'

'This baby is great on gas...'

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

'Finger stuck poking about for the bonnet lever, have we, sir?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"He only made first four installments."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Gas eyedropper.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Man in car.

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."