Motorized Adventurer Pillows

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"He only made first four installments."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

The not so easy rider...

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'This baby is great on gas...'