Motor Home Adventurer Pillows

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Captain steering house through flood.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Boat Launch'

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"