Auto Adventure Enthusiast Pillows

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Nice park. . .

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

A series of Exit signs.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Nice smile.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."