Ambition Seekers Mugs

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"

"Whatever you can conceive, you can achieve."

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"So, how are you getting on with your plans to take the world by storm?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

The Salesman

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fishing boat.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Ah...here they are!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."