
Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.
Give their wardrobe some market-smart style. Our Bull or Bear Tracker t-shirts feature clever designs that showcase their love for trading and finance with a humorous twist.
Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.
"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"
'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'
'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'
Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."
"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."
Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole
'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'
Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection
"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."
"Who's on duty today...you or me?"
'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'
"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."
"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."
"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"
Elephant Tracks.
'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'
'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'
'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'
'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'
'It's safe to come out now; they're done recapping today's market.'
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."
How to bare up in a bare market.
Bear market. The demise of the bull market.
"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."
Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.
Shooting in Ireland
'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'
"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."
Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."
"What do you say we follow something else?"
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