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"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Currently Boston

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

National Academy of Sport

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Man running

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Track runner running out of track

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'