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'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Currently Boston

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Be a friend.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Shooting in Ireland

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Bike

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Season Finale